You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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