This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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