its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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