well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
