3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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