i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I have aggressive nipples.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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