allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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