so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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