...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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