question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
