I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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