ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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