We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.