i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.