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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?

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• (607): View more from New York

  Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.

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