The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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