Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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