I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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