i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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