Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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