Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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