ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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