I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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