i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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