dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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