kristin has been a bad kristin
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
