when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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