No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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