i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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