Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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