Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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