Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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