Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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