90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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