By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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