I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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