If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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