...so i touched it.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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