How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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