R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Even my vagina gasped.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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