Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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