Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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