seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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