of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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