fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
God, I missed his penis.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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