Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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