i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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