I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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BRING THE BAGELS
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I think people are normalizing furries
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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