my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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