I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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