Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
how does that bad decision feel?
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