Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
