well I can't set my house on fire every night
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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