Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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