I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
