Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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