my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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