you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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