I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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