ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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