I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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